19
Dec

Mad Scientist Ice Cream

Ingredients:

3 litres liquid nitrogen, 1 pint heavy cream, 1 pint milk, ¼ cup vanilla, fruit puree or other flavors of your choosing

Directions:

1. Buy the liquid nitrogen ($25) from an industrial gas supply Co..
2. Mix the sugar into the milk and cream.
3. Add the fruit, chocolate…whatever.
4. Pour the milk mixture into the bowl of a standard 6-quart mixer. Set on lowest speed.
5. Slowly add the liquid nitrogen.
6. Cackle or give off some Moo HA HA’s as huge clouds of cold-sublimating gas billow forth.
7. After about 5 mins, the mix will turn stiff, light and creamy looking.
8. Eat.

Share and Enjoy

10
May

Read This Before Diving In – Not for Children

So before you get into this blog, a word to the wise on what to expect (and also my writing style):201105101420.jpg

I swear, I get upset, I curse. This material comes from my experiences and some of them are not good. You will see me mad, depressed, happy and elated so it will swing all over but I am trying to let you see why I say it’s not for the faint hearted. Sometimes it sucks so bad that you want to curl up but for me, writing about it helps. I like writing about startups. Sometimes I don’t like the people I interact with and will dump it down onto here. I also have thoughts and other stuff I may want to share. I will be building a new site that sections stuff out better but in the meantime, it will all be on the same ‘page’ so to speak. You will hear about startup stuff for sure but you will also hear about Ninjas in New York (and why you shouldn’t upset them), or the different people you find in a bar, just general trivia that I find interesting to write about.

Just be prepared though because I don’t sugar coat it.

My ‘Writing Style:

I have a few close friends, one of them is Petersen and another is Richard. Without a shadow of a doubt, two of the brightest people on the planet. I asked them, because I am just getting into writing and so want to learn how to write, what I need to do to improve my writing. We started on the basics which for me were to pick great writers and see what they say about writing. I chose Hemingway from Petersen’s suggestion. I also chose a single book about writing. It was weird because as i was looking for a book in the book shop about Hemingway on Writing (which incidentally is what the book is called), the assistant there suggested a popular book called Bird by Bird. As I spoke to another friend, Melissa, she suggested this book too. I got home after talking to her and found that I had already bought it.

As I began to write, I had Petersen critique my articles and we hit upon it. “You have a way of talking that, if I didn’t know you so well, would lose me and will probably lose your readers” he said. You see, I think so fast, apparently, that half of the sentence is still in my head and I’ll blurt something out and so if you didn’t know me would not make much sense. I also jump around, again because there is a lot going on ‘up there’ and it sometimes comes out in tangents. I am getting better because nowadays, I will see the bewildered look on my friends’ faces and will, stop, back up and explain the part that I had left in my head.

- Oh My God, I just did it. I mean, I just did it in the first paragraph under ‘My Writing Style’. In between writing, I read back my paragraph and I did it right there. You have no idea that I’d decided to buy another book because I specifically said “I chose a single book about writing”. Yet there I am buying another book called Bird by Bird!! What happened?? Well, I was talking to the assistant in the book shop and asked her if there was another book I should buy because I thought that just one book might not be broad enough. And you would get through the paragraph thinking ‘Hold on, where did that other book come from’. What a great example. And I didn’t even mean to do it. -

So, it will be coarse, it will be emotional, it will not be that concise to begin with and you will have to put up with my ramblings with one part of the story still left inside my head. But I will get better, that I can promise you. I never realized what it takes to be great anything. I just thought that the true greats just sat down and whipped something up out of their head and put it onto a score, a canvas or a sheet of paper. It makes me feel much better that apart from Mozart, every one of the true greats and even the mediocre all chiseled, erased, rewrote and started over many many times before they showed the world their craft. This is by no means a craft of mine but I do like it.

As Hemingway put it “I write one page of masterpiece and ninety-one pages of shit. I try to put the shit in the wastebasket”

With me, you are going to see a high number of wastebasket-destined pages end up in my articles. But I promise you and myself that I will get that number down.

Still with me? Then press on.


The Books

“Ernest Hemingway on Writing” (Ernest; Phillips, Larry W. (ed.) Hemingway) (about $9.47 plus shipping)

“Throughout Ernest Hemingway’s career as a writer,” says Larry W. Phillips in his introduction to Ernest Hemingway on Writing, “he maintained that it was bad luck to talk about writing.” Hemingway seems to have courted bad luck. Phillips has amassed a slender book’s worth of Hemingway’s reflections on writing, culled from letters, books, interviews, speeches, and an unpublished manuscript.”


“Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life” (Anne Lamott)
(about $15.00 plus shipping)

Think you’ve got a book inside of you? Anne Lamott isn’t afraid to help you let it out. She’ll help you find your passion and your voice, beginning from the first really crummy draft to the peculiar letdown of publication. Readers will be reminded of the energizing books of writer Natalie Goldberg and will be seduced by Lamott’s witty take on the reality of a writer’s life, which has little to do with literary parties and a lot to do with jealousy, writer’s block and going for broke with each paragraph. Marvelously wise and best of all, great reading.”

23
Apr

Thanks Apple – See Everywhere You’ve Been Since Your First Sync (even if you didn’t want to)

Apple is watching you

Apple are wonderful.

You’ve had that feeling right? You are sitting there and thinking ‘now where was I on Friday July 4th 2008 at 6.13pm’. Well fret no more, for Apple have set you free (sic).

I mean, who would have thought that these joyful people would know that at some point, you, your girlfriend or wife or better still employer or even a Federal Agency of some sort would need to know exactly where you had been and could find this out by simply looking through a file in the backups that are done every time you sync your iPhone or iPad.

Yep, those angels of plausible deniability have very kindly been recording your coordinates and matching them up to a delightful timestamp and all without bothering you about it because they {again} rightfully assumed that you wouldn’t want to be hassled with this minutia.

So head on down folks, see what Apple have done for you. You will be surprised at how fastidious there little sync-cum-backup workers have been. There is an app called iPhone Tracker by Alasdair Allan & Pete Warden. This app will blow your mind. In full color on a map, you will see where you have been and I mean EXACTLY where you have been to the minute. It is detailed, it is scary and it is downright wrong (the data collected without your knowledge or permission, NOT the app I must point out).

Just an example of what you will find

It is scandalous how this type of tracking is being done without your knowledge or permission. And this isn’t even taken from GPS data.

There was a recent case in Germany where a customer of Deutsche Telekom subpoenaed the wireless carrier behemoth to  unveil what information they have been tracking on his behalf. It transpired that Deutsche Telekom had recorded his GPS location coordinates over 35,000 time in one year.

It is obvious that the concept of privacy has fallen by the wayside.

Me on the other hand really likes being able to see where the car window I was vomiting out of 4 years ago in Austin was heading.

Just a side note: You know the Queen song we will rock you right? Well, I called up Apple support and recorded the hold music. I loaded it in to Audacity and played it back wards.

It says “We Will We Will Track You!!”

Not surprised.

@tonywhelan


Many thanks to the authors of iPhone Tracker

Alasdair Allan (alasdair@babilim.co.uk) @aallan on Twitter
Pete Warden (pete@petewarden.com) @petewarden on Twitter

27
Mar

A Word on Quotations, Mantras, Providence and Water Slides

I have a number of mentors, my wife being one of them, and a few quotes I refer to as mantras that work very well for me and are recalled when talking to budding starters or entrpreneurs. I actually do live by them on a daily basis.

The first one is from Sir Winston Churchill:

Success is the ability to move seamlessly from one failure to another

The reason I like this one is because to become an entrepreneur and survive in the startup arena, there are a few skills you need to either have or aquire. One of which is the unwavering belief that you will succeed. You see, building a startup is like no other job on the planet. It is hard, really hard and you will get down, nothing will seem to be working, your kids will hate you, the dog too but you have to press on and do what most people can’t – continue building this idea of yours despite all of the adversity. Let me illustrate. I invented a technology to get the internet onto a train using the electricty fed to the train or subway. We had an RFP submitted with a transit company in California and all seemed to be going well. My business partner and I received word that the transit company were shutting down the RFP. We had not been getting along too well and so he decided to leave at this point. I sulked off to my house and dropped into my chair depressed that we had lost the chance of our first customer after over a year and half of work and now I had lost my business partner. I didn’t think it could get worse. Just then, the doorbell rang. It was FedEx with a package. I signed for it and took it into my office. I opened it to find all of my company documents and a Dear John letter from my lawyer saying she had found a job with one of her clients she wasn’t going to be my lawyer anymore. Trust me, it can always get worse.

That unwavering belief is very similar to the unconditional faith that a priest has, almost. I say almost but there has to be a time when it really isn’t going well that you have to take stock and know when to stop. Stopping and starting something else seamlessly is the trick. Not to be bruised or tainted and to go after the new idea with the same venemous enthusiasm is something key to building your ideas. The way I explain it is a startup is 29 days a month of crap and one day of good. The difference between a startup person and a 9-5 person is the 9-5 person would have given up at day 28. As I say, if it was easy, everyone would be doing it.


The next one is from the Olsen Twins’ Father/Manager:

When I work hard, sometimes I get lucky

This one is great because it reminds me that luck or opportunity does not pay you a visit as you are sitting on your arse waiting for it. If you want something, you have to go out and get it and as with providence, the ‘luck’ will come if you work hard enough. Startups are a 27 hour a day, 9 days a week slog but I have to say, the juice is definitely worth the squeeze.


My favourite, and is something I love because it actually works, is a rather long quote from Johann Wolfgang von Goethe regarding something called Providence:

“Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back. Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth, the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one’s favor all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance, which no man could have dreamed would have come his way.

Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it.

Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.

Begin it now.”

There is something so inspiring about this quote. Doesn’t it just get you fired up? (I am aware there is the contention that Goethe never said it as seen here. Personally I couldn’t give a shit. It is a rock star quote no matter who said it)

But it is also true. I was only talking about this with the two scientists in a new startup I recently joined the other day. It amazed me that one of the scientists was aware of the concept of providence. I actually put that passage onto a background to be used as a wallpaper on my computer, thats how much I thought of it (you can donwload it for yourself here (just right click and save as..). You see, another of the skills a starter posseses is the ability to jump without looking, almost with an ESP air to the blatent conviction that it will work out. It is hard to explain but I was trying to explain this particular puzzling skill from an outsiders perspective to my assistant, Nova. She is a hard core console game nerd and so in real life, applies her gaming logic to situations. She will assess, weigh up, analyze and disect everything to a point that sometimes drives me crazy. “Just do it!!” I shouted one day.

I realized that she doesn’t have that leap before you look mentality and had never encountered it before. I made an analogy of us both standing on a not too high cliff with water below us. I explained that whereas she would want to get down there, check out how warm the water was, make sure that it was deep enough and that there were no obstacles just under the surface that may cause damage, I would simply jump and figure it out when I got there. She was amazed that people would do that. Please don’t misunderstand me. There are obviously times where close scrutiny and a well thought out plan of attack are called for and I do execute them on regular occasions but sometimes, you just have to close your eyes tight and jump. (It is fun like that too). As I tell people, you don’t want to be sitting at a bar with your friends 2 years from now talking about that really great idea you did nothing about.

As Goethe says, Begin It Now!

One final note. I was very happy that I actually do do what I say I do. You know sometimes you have an ideal in your head of what you would do in a situation but its not strictly what you would do? We were in the Bahamas at the Atlantis Resort and there are water slides there. One in particluar is called the Leap of Faith – This is a 60 foot, almost vertical drop of a slide under sharks and into a pool below. I am scared of heights (Ask me about jumping out of a perfectly good plane at 12,000 without a parachute btw) and not a huge fan of water but I really wanted to go on this because I get quite a kick out of scareing the crap out of myself for some reason. My wife came up with me and so did my Brother-in-Law. My wife took a good long look at the front, back, sides, the underneath and the launch drop of this slide before she decided not to do it. (she did it later that day I must point out. My wife is no wimp)

Me, I sat down looking up so I couldn’t see the drop at all and launched myself off the ramp onto the drop. Scared the living heck out of myself but I LOVED it. Towelling myself off I was really proud of me that I actually did leap without looking (I know this says dubai, it is but the slide in the Bahamas is exactly the same and the footage is great).

(It felt really good)

24
Mar

Startups – Want to keep sane? Use the Razor

Out of everything I write about, this is probably the most important piece of advice I am ever going to hand out. I have a pretty good way to keep you sane….Ockham’s Razor.

Ockham’s Razor or Occam’s Razor is the premise that with all things being equal, the simplest answer is usually the right one. I have beat myself up so many times after I have met with someone and they don’t return my calls or don’t answer my emails. It drives you crazy thinking about all the things that could have happened; maybe I fluffed the presentation, maybe he didn’t like the handshake, maybe she has found a better deal; maybe my idea really isn’t that good; maybe maybe MAYBE …you get the idea.

Sometimes, they may just not have gotten round to you yet or they are on vacation or are traveling right now or are ill or one of their children is ill. There are a million and one simple yet highly plausible reasons besides all of the mad ones you conjure up in your mind why they haven’t got back to you.

Point here is this.

When you did everything right, you got good rapport, the information exchange was great, the handoff and follow up promise was in place, the calls are put in along with the ‘so good to meet you email’ and you hear nothing back, follow these three simple steps:

  1. Take a breath and recall Okhams Razor
  2. Wait just a little bit longer than where you are now (a day or so)
  3. Give them a call and see if they received the info

You will be surprised at how many times the reason is nothing to do with you. I have had people actually happy that I didn’t let the connection go and have been apologetic about not getting back to me.

There are caveats of course. You may have been grin fucked (see the post about Grin F*cking).

I can honestly say that applying Okham’s Razor to my encounters has saved me sleepless nights and lots and lots of stress.

 

Want less stress? Try using the Razor.

15
Mar

You want to win, be like Gold

 

The Man HimselfI watch Entourage on HBO and there is one character that I love and identify with. Ari Gold is the efficacious entrepreneur. Driven, aggressive, persistent with that killer instinct and an ability to lead and inspire his team. He gets up at 5am, reads the papers whilst he does his cardio, is out the door before his family get up – much to their chagrin – and is then like dynamo all day and into the night to get Vince whatever he needs and to take his business to the next level. His company is one of the top agencies in Los Angeles and his partner is one of the most powerful women in town.

 

None if this was by accident. Ari has crystal clear goals and goes after them relentlessly day after day after day. If you want to take a look at a really good example of what it takes to be a successful entrepreneur then go and watch every episode of Entourage paying particular attention to the agent.

It is all fictional and fun but I can bet that the character was based on a real person. As I say the juice is worth the squeeze and is why the blog has the name it does. When it’s your business and you are going after it, you had better be going after it like a Dog On A Pork Chop.

 

You want to know how to be a winner, try being like gold.

 

 

 

15
Mar

Startup therapy: Six questions to ask yourself regularly – (Venturebeat)

Reposted from venturebeat.com

Therapists don’t tell you what to do. Rather, they ask probing questions that get you to discover for yourself what is true for you, your situation, and what you want.

You’re smart. You’ll make good decisions. But you also get bogged down in daily minutiae and putting out fires, meanwhile missing the big picture. That’s where this piece comes in: To splash cold water on your face, forcing you to face reality and continue to defend or change the important choices inside your business.

What follows is your startup therapy session. Having to think through and answer these questions forces you to identify what you need to do today to seek profits and growth.

In one sentence, what does your product do and who buys it? And in one sentence, why does someone buy your product?
These are surprisingly difficult questions. The shorter and more precise your answers, the more you understand why you exist. If the answer is: ”I honestly don’t really know why people give us money,” that’s something to remedy immediately.

If you have an answer, is it because you have hard evidence that this is how your customers perceive you and why they give you money, or just because you believe it? “Evidence” means emails and Tweets and testimonials that use those words exactly; otherwise you’re likely interpreting their feedback to match your expectations. (I find myself constantly guilty of this disconnect.) If you don’t have evidence, it is OK to have a hypothesis but you should be concerned about collecting proof and disproof.

If you do know the answer, these two sentences should drive your marketing efforts. If these sentences aren’t on your home page, why the hell aren’t they? Is there anything else more compelling to potential customers? At the least, these represent the themes that drive your marketing campaigns.

What one thing is most responsible for preventing sales?

Do people not know you exist? Is it pricing? Not enough product features? Unorganized sales strategy? The look-and-feel of website? Something else?

Most little companies aren’t honest about this, yet it’s possibly the most important question you could ask. For example, I’m an engineer, so my first answer to “Why don’t you have more customers?” is almost always: ”Because we need this feature.” You hear some potential customer say, “we will buy if you do XYZ” so you conclude that if you implemented XYZ people would start breaking your door down.

But is that really the case? If you added one feature and maybe satisfied that one customer (assuming they wouldn’t ask for a second thing – which, in my experience, they usually do), would that get you 100 more sales? For those hundreds of people who downloaded your software, but never bought — is the reason “not enough features?”

For the hundreds of thousands of people who never came to your website in the first place, or hit the front page and left after three seconds, is the solution “more features?”

When you honestly ask yourself this question, it will naturally lead into things you can do right away to get more people to the site, into a trial and/or into a sale. Don’t just rest on what comes easiest.

What’s one thing you could do to get more feedback from customers, potential customers or sales you’ve lost?
You already know that external feedback is the only way to empirically determine how to build products people want to buy. Maybe you can’t drop everything to solicit feedback (although folks like Eric Ries say you should), but surely it’s worth one day every month to go out of your way to collection information from the field.

To get the ideas flowing, here are eleven ways to get more feedback, most of which take less than a day to implement.

If you had zero revenue from now on, on what date would you run out of money?

The first thing this does is force you to nail down your monthly expenses and accounts payable. Second, you know the length of your fuse even in event of disaster (if you have revenue) or if you never manage to land a customer (if you’re just starting out).

More than that, knowing your “padding” as I used to call it is helpful in making decisions like “Can I afford to try this Risky Expensive Thing,” such as making your first hire or trying a $20,000 media blitz. Whenever you’re contemplating a new expensive idea that could be awesome but could be setting money on fire, your fuse date helps you know how much time you’re risking — time to recover if your bet doesn’t pay off.

Finally, knowing “the day my business could die” helps focus your attention on activities that bring in revenue.

If someone handed you $100,000 today, how would you spend it to maximize future profits?
This gets you to crystallize what cost-centric activities would most help your business. We get caught up in free-but-takes-tons-of-time marketing and development activities — and most of the time that’s a good way to think — but sometimes it’s still true that “you have to spend money to make money.”

Sometimes the “thing you could do” is so compelling, it might mean you should raise a small angel round or consider debt. Typically it’s best to get by with minimal debt and investment, but if the “thing you could do” is transformative, you might reconsider.

15
Mar

Getting it right – There is nothing like it

So, it is 11pm. My day is done and it has been a good one. Startups are as my friend says, smoke and mirrors and I shit you not, nothing could be closer to  the truth. Looking back on today, I realize yet again that it is a certain type of person that does startups. It has lows, but when you pull it out and the planets align, the highs are what make you do it and keep doing it.

Let me explain:

NanoGIANT needs to get to the next level. We have been stealth, done a lot of validation with our nanospheres with various universities across the US and the time came for us to take it to the next level. The next level means, attracting a leader, building revenue paths and going to get the funding to make all of this happen.

The leader…check

We convinced the ex president of a major car manufacturer to advise us and then come on board as our CEO when his papers come through. He said yes. He and I built the strategic roadmap that we can then present to people with money. Today I presented to the first of them.

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I woke up stressed as I had the preso to build before 2pm which was when the money guys/enablers were arriving to listen to my pitch. The presentation was done, I just needed to assemble the slides, discuss and refine with our CEO and off we go. But oh no, business cards. I had business cards with an east coast address as I had been building and talking with east coast people but now we were talking to west coast people so I needed cards with our head office address in Phoenix.  At the same time (today), we  had the bright idea of giving a little gift of a test tube of nanospheres as a take away to the meeting participants.

This was 10am. Here we go.

Plugged myself into some really banging house music and built the presentation, delivering it to the CEO prior to his arrival at 12pm. We grabbed lunch but in the back of my mind I knew I still had to get over to the lab, find some spheres we can give out and then print some business cards if we had a color printer which I wasn’t sure we had at head office. Stress level rising as 2pm loomed. Went over the presentation and I consider myself very lucky that this behemoth of a man had the same vision as me in terms of what we were going to say to the money people at 2pm. We nailed the preso with minimal changes and headed back to the office.

12.45 – Headed over to the lab for some particles I could give to the people in the meeting. Steve, our lead scientist just shone and not only pulled out particles we didn’t have but also gave me a couple of vials of pure opal and some liquid I call PFM – Pure Fucking Magic. “Pour this stuff onto the opal spheres and leave it 30 minutes and watch their faces” he said. Trust comes in strong here. We are an exceptionally tight team of colleagues and friends and I would trust this guy with my life. I left with my bag of tricks.

1.30pm – Walked in the door of our office and immediately downloaded a template for some business card sheets handed to me as I walk in. I have to point out that I know dick about making business cards but I pulled it out and printed a couple with a color printer I never knew we had.

2pm – I made my intro along with everyone else and cool as a cucumber, rocked the presentation to the point that these people stopped the meeting midway, called another even bigger money guy and said “You need to come and see these people ASAP”.

When I handed out the business cards out at 2.03pm, the ink was no more than 12 minutes old.

It was stress like I have never felt in a normal job but I tell you, I wouldn’t have this life any other way.

Smoke and mirrors. You simply do what needs to be done, day after stressful day.

Same thing. Different money guy tomorrow.

I love this!!

15
Mar

The art of the tutorial

Everyone at some time needs to write a tutorial and this is a good guide for you to follow. Again, this is Guy Kawasaki and is very informative.

Learn and Enjoy

http://blogs.openforum.com/2009/03/19/the-art-of-the-tutorial/

14
Mar

Pitching Hacks, The Book

Again last year, VentureHacks Team brought out a great manual for you to follow when raising early money.

It is definitely worth the money.

Check it out. Buy it. Read It. Tell someone else to buy it.

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